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MOV045: “It’s All In The Reflexes”

The boys hit up the classic John Carpenter flick “Big Trouble In Little China”. Can Kurt Russell hang in a kung fu flick these days? They head to the theater to check out “Red Riding Hood”. Should the village just have let the wolf eat her? Lastly, they look into the future at “Scream 4”. Is the franchise still relevant or should Syndey just die already? All this, movie news, and more Flickchart!

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News:

  • Elizabeth Taylor Dies at 79
  • National Velvet (12 Years Old)
  • Cleopatra
  • First Oscar In 1960 2nd in 1967
  • The Brothers Strause have a new movie
  • War of Ages
  • …an ancient artifact is uncovered, time is shattered and the seven greatest war leaders in history have to battle each other out. It’s sort of like The Lord of the Rings meets Gladiator. You have Napoleon vs. Julius Caesar vs. Attila the Hun vs. Genghis Khan vs. Alexander vs. Hannibal. So, there you go. It’s going to be in 3D and it’s a big sword-and-sandal epic.”
  • World War Z on the Ropes
  • Paramount can’t seem to find someone to share in the making of the $125 million dollar production
  • with an R rating that this production REQUIRES.- Paramount making it PG-13
  • produced by Brad Pitt who also stars in the film

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The Past: Big Trouble In Little China (1986)
Rotten Tomatoes: 82% Fresh, 78% Audience

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Director: John Carpenter

Starring: Kurt Russell, Kim Cattrall, Dennis Dun, James Hong, Victor Wong, Kate Burton, Donald Li

Trivia:

  • According to John Carpenter and Kurt Russell in the DVD Commentary, the story was originally written as a western but Carpenter decided to set it during modern times. They even mention that instead of Jack Burton’s truck being stolen, it was originally his horse.
  • The Brides of Lo Pan must have green eyes. Yet both Kim Cattrall and Suzee Pai had brown eyes in real life. Both wore green contacts for the movie. This is very obvious in the hi-def version of the movie.
  • According to John Carpenter on the audio commentary that the opening of the film with Egg Shen (Victor Wong) in the lawyer’s office was added in as a request from 20th Century Fox because to make Kurt Russell’s character Jack Burton to be more heroic
  • Both John Carpenter and Kurt Russell explain on the audio commentary that the test screening was so overwhelming positive that both of them expected it to be a big hit. However, 20th Century Fox put little into promoting the movie and it ended up being a box office bomb. However, it went on to be a huge cult hit through home video. Carpenter and Russell explained that the reason the studio did little to promote the film was because they didn’t know how to

Talking Points:

  • Kurt Russell channeling John Wayne?
  • Who knew this was a John Carpenter movie?
  • Did you have a favorite storm?

What We’ve Learned:

  • Chinese girls don’t come with green eyes
  • Green Eyes are like leather bucket seats
  • Pretending to be a repairman will get you past security every time
  • It’s all in the reflexes
  • John Carpenter shouldn’t be allowed to write songs

Trailer:

Recommendations:
Jeff: Really enjoyed it, classic 80’s action movie.
Ray: Love it, when I watch this I turn into the 12 year old boy I was when it came out.
Steve: Have always loved this movie…can watch it constantly.

Intermission: Flickchart

The Present: Red Riding Hood (Released 3/11/11)
Rotten Tomatoes: 12% Rotten, 55% Audience

Director: Catherine Hardwicke

Starring: Amanda Seyfried, Gary Oldman, Billy Burke, Shiloh Fernandez, Max Irons, Virginia Madsen, Lukas Haas, Julie Christie

Trivia:

  • Under Appian Way Productions, Leonardo DiCaprio, Michael Ireland, Jennifer Davisson Killoran, Alex Mace and Julie Yorn produced the film.
  • Director Catherine Hardwicke had to persuade her Red Riding Hood star Amanda Seyfried to work with newcomer Shiloh Fernandez, “Amanda had met Shiloh before and did not like him, so when I told Amanda I was going to bring him in to audition, she made a face. But she tried it, and they hit it off.”
  • The film was filmed in Vancouver.
  • Early into production, the film was originally titled The Girl with the Red Riding Hood.
  • A novelisation of the film, written by Sarah Blakely-Cartwright, was released on 24 February 2011, prior to the film’s release. It debuted at #1 on the New York Times Bestseller List.. However, the ending has received criticism for not including the story’s final chapter, which instead was only made available for download online following the release of the film.
  • The teaser trailer and the poster were released in November 2010, featuring “The Wolf”, a new song written exclusively for the film by Swedish act Fever Ray.

Talking Points:

  • Slow…slow…slow
  • The “Look” of the movie,,, made it feel like a syfi channel movie to me (ray)
  • (Steve) My major pet peeve – pick an accent people!
  • Did you figure it out?

What We Learned:

  • Werewolves can’t step on holy ground
  • Better the wolf takes the pig than you
  • All sorrows are less with bread

Trailer:

Recommendations:
Jeff: It was alright, melodramatic, but alright. That’s about it though.
Ray: Snoozer – unless you have a hardon for the fairy tale, avoid like the plague
Steve: Melodramatic is a great word for it. But I didn’t hate it.

The Future: Scream 4 (04/15/11)

Starring: David Arquette, Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox, Emma Roberts, Hayden Panettiere, Anthony Anderson, Alison Brie

Trivia:

  • With four installments, this landmarks the Scream franchise as being one of the only horror franchises to have its main characters return for all its sequels.
  • Due for release almost 15 years after the original Scream (1996/I).
  • Wes Craven stated he was not going to return as director unless the script was as good as the first Scream (1996/I).

Talking Points:

  • Is this just milking a dead cow?
  • Who is the target audience for this?

Summary:
Sidney Prescott, now the author of a self-help book, returns home to Woodsboro on the last stop of her book tour. There she reconnects with Sheriff Dewey and Gale, who are now married, as well as her cousin Jill and her Aunt Kate. Unfortunately, Sidney’s appearance also brings about the return of Ghostface, putting Sidney, Gale, and Dewey, along with Jill, her friends, and the whole town of Woodsboro in danger.

Trailer:

Excitement:
Jeff: Really? I mean, really?
Ray: I loved the first scream.. the sequels have never done anything for me though.
Steve: Love that they’re coming up with new rules. And Sookie has a cameo! Rental.

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MOV043: “I Liked Him After He Got Shot In The Face.”

The boys look at a wacky collection of films in this week’s episode. First, Steven Speilberg’s 1987 family-friendly alien invasion movie “*batteries not included”. Next, we wonder if even the aliens from the past movie could fix Nicholas Cage’s performance in “Drive Angry 3D”…that is, until he’s shot in the face! And lastly, we look into the future and discover “Hanna”, a film about a sweet little girl who could kick your ass and feed it to you for dinner. Scrumptious! All this and Gary Oldman talks Batman, Doom 2, and Bond in drag in movie news. You never know what you’re gonna get…and you know you love it!

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The Past: *batteries not included (1987)

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Director: Matthew Robbins
Starring: Hume Cronyn, Jessica Tandy, Frank McRae, Elizabeth Peña, Michael Carmine, Dennis Boutsikaris
Rotten Tomatoes: 64% Fresh

Trivia:

  • Was originally to be a short story on TV’s “Amazing Stories” But Spielberg liked the story so much he wanted it made into a feature film
  • The building that housed Hume Cronyn’s lunch counter was a unique old building that was the only one on the block. Twenty-five years earlier it was used for the Judy Holliday musical Bells Are Ringing (1960) with the block in the same condition.
  • The opening montage shows pictures of Frank Riley in a Navy uniform circa World War 2. Later in the movie when his wife pulls out his pocket watch it has a leather fob attached with a gold anchor with a silver “USN” on it, signifying Frank achieved the rank of Chief Petty Officer during his time in the service.
  • The guy who played Carlos died of heart failure 2 years later at the age of 30.

Talking Points:

  • Did anyone think the Mom and Dad robots resembled the ships from CEOTTK?
  • The gang guys – did they come of very West Side Story to anyone else?
  • Dark?
  • Lots of plot holes/brief info

What We’ve Learned:

  • Robots can have sex.
  • Plugs from outerspace can fit in American outlets, so why can’t ours fit in European outlets?
  • Use water balloons full of gasoline to hide signs of arson – not that we condone arson

Trailer:

Recommendations:
Jeff: Sweet adorable family fun. I thought the effects held up IMHO
Ray: Great Family Film.. Effects are starting to show their age
Steve: Enjoyable. Has lots of holes in plot and not well strung together, but overall good family fun.

The Present: Drive Angry 3D

Director: Patrick Lussier

Starring: Nicholas Cage, Amber Heard, William Fichtner, Billy Burke, David Morse
Rotten Tomatoes: 46% Rotten

Trivia:

  • The name of Nicolas Cage’s character is John Milton. This is likely a reference to Paradise Lost, an epic about Satan’s expulsion from Heaven and the creation of Hell, which was written by John Milton.

Talking Points:

  • Is a “Bad” film, a “Good” Grindhouse film?
  • 3D = worth it? Did the “obvious” 3D effects help?
  • Nicolas Cage = good actor?
  • Ke$ha was really good in the movie – no it wasn’t her, just kiddin’
  • Felt very Buffy to me…the last season, that is
  • Indiscriminate killing = equality in film?

What We Learned:

  • 2 days is a decade in horny fucker years
  • It’s amazing the way that car talk can give you a hard on.
  • No one ever reaches the end and says I wish I hadn’t fucked so much
  • Never be naked before a gun fight
  • It’s completely possible to have sex, and be involved in a shootout all at the same time
  • Jesus prefers short hair
  • Fire isn’t the worst part of hell it’s the videofeed
  • Fbi = federal bureau of get the fuck Out of my way
  • Satan is actually quiet and well read, sacrificing children annoys him.

Trailer:

Recommendations:
Jeff: One badass 3D gimmicky action extravaganza. It’s awesome. I didn’t think the acting was too bad.
Ray: Blood, Bullets and Boobs! Oh MY! If I had one complaint.. it would be that there were not enough cars in this… This is a no holds barred Grindhouse flick, that knows exactly what it is, and doesn’t apologize for it… Loved it.
Steve: Went in expecting to hate it but I actually enjoyed it. Besides Cage being Cage, I liked him after he got shot in the face. It was worth it.

The Future: Hanna (4-8-2011)

Starring: Saoirse Ronan, Cate Blanchett and Eric Bana

Trivia:

  • Danny Boyle was developing Hanna with screenwriter Seth Lochhead in early 2009, but eventually left the project.
  • Alfonso Cuarón was rumored to be circling the project just weeks before Joe Wright signed on to direct.
  • The script was listed on both the 2006 and 2009 Black List, an annual list of the best unproduced screenplays of the year.
  • Seth Lochhead wrote the original story and script on spec in 2006. He returned for production work in 2010.
  • According to Joe Wright, Saoirse Ronan specifically requested that the studio bring him on-board to direct the film.

Talking Points:

  • Kick Ass meets The Bourne Identity?

Summary:
Hanna (Ronan) is a teenage girl. Uniquely, she has the strength, the stamina, and the smarts of a soldier; these come from being raised by her father (Bana), an ex-CIA man, in the wilds of Finland. Living a life unlike any other teenager, her upbringing and training have been one and the same, all geared to making her the perfect assassin. The turning point in her adolescence is a sharp one; sent into the world by her father on a mission, Hanna journeys stealthily across Europe while eluding agents dispatched after her by a ruthless intelligence operative with secrets of her own (Ms. Blanchett). As she nears her ultimate target, Hanna faces startling revelations about her existence and unexpected questions about her humanity.

Trailer:

Excitement:
Jeff: Curious, but rental to me.
Ray: Sorta Interested.. but most likely a rental for me.
Steve: I like a good kick-ass girl movie. I’m likely to see…but rental.

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The Future

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