Starrbooty (2007)
Director: Mike Ruiz
Writer: Bianca Dinkins
Stars: RuPaul, Lahoma Van Zandt and Candis Cayne
Summary: Secret agent Starrbooty (RuPaul) goes undercover as a hooker when her long-standing archrival Annaka Manners (Candis Cayne) kidnaps her niece in this outrageously kitschy comedy featuring plenty of wacky characters, insane costumes and kinky fun. While dealing with the fact that she’s got to go all the way with her johns or risk, er, blowing her cover, Starrbooty learns some startling information about her real identity.

Don’t watch this.  Please, whatever you do, don’t watch this.  Unless you want to see a train-wreck of a movie staring pornstars and dragqueen, then be my guess just to see how bad it is.  It’s so bad, this is pretty much the end of my review.

1 star

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